pants never get dirty so you can wear the same pair for as long as you like
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when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws the possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
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carly rae jepson - call me maybe
the computer froze AND IT WOULDN’T STOP
terrifying
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maybe this would make more sense to me if i spoke spanish but i feel like it still wouldnt
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This Katy Perry song is weird.
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thats just ambiguous enough to write on every true/false question
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gurl imma have to call you back
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I’m proud to live in a country where moms get a day and sharks get a week
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SURPRISE! NBC has added a last-minute comedy series to its fall lineup! Think Fast follows a Chicago slacker (John Mulaney) who, after losing his license and his job after a DUI, is forced to move in with and work for his stepbrother (Rob Riggle), the head coach for the Chicago Bulls.
The rest of the cast includes Jennifer Coolidge as Riggle’s contentious ex-wife, Ellie Kemper as the sweet girl Mulaney cleans up his act to woo, John Michael Higgins as a sleazy local sportscaster, and Lamar Odom as himself (he’s traded to the Bulls and does not take it well).
WHAT?! IS THIS A REAL THING?
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Title: What Makes You Beautiful
Artist: One Direction
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What Makes You Beautiful (Harry Styles’ solo w/ Liam Payne beatboxing)
I’m sorry about this. No I’m not.
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